It’s Miss Myrtle’s Rectal Cranial Impaction Hall of Fame Poll 46. YOU pick those who leave us dumbfounded, dumbstruck & dumbf**ked. Some Nominees appear frequently in the poll. Most are men. No explanation needed.
There are not enough words to Thank Aussie Cousin David Rowe, for permission to use his brilliant political cartoon as Miss Myrtle’s RCIHOF avatar. Tip of the hat to former Guantanamo Prosecutor Colonel Morris Davis, for coining the phrase Rectal Cranial Impaction…
It is impossible to exclude Traitor-In-Chief, Racist-In-Chief, Fake President Donald Trump from any RCIHOF Poll. His daily Twitter meltdowns, press gaggle comments and Nuremberg 2.0 Rallies provide more than enough fodder for alarm and ridicule. He drags us, kicking and screaming, into his endless 24/7/365 dystopian nightmare.
The past two weeks are no exception. Trump has relentlessly targeted Black Democrats with overtly racist rants. You don’t need to be a psychiatrist to see that his unhinged screeds always target those of whom he is most afraid. He creates trending hashtags for his victims. Most recently four freshman Congress members, all women, became “The Squad”. AOC – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida Tlaib, drew the Wrath of Trump.
The racist dog-whistles to his base, that these women ” Hate America” and are conspiring with America’s enemies, to destroy the Republic, take a page from the Joseph Goebbels playbook. Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty, has become Trump’s default response to critics and those he fears. Crooked Hillary, Fake News, Sleepy Joe are just a few of his gems. His base eat this stuff up. All four of these lawmakers have received hundreds of death threats, some of them credible. Trying to divide Dems and the Nation, is one of the aims.
House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings also incurred the Wrath of Trump, as his Committee criticizes the Trump Administration for it’s Family Separation policy at the Southern Border, and has subpoenaed Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner emails and texts, for its ongoing Trump Family corruption investigations. The Committee recalled former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, who gave damning public testimony against the President Trump re the Mueller Report. Trump attacked Cummings on Twitter on July 27, tweeting that “Cumming(sic) District is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place”, and generally denigrating Baltimore itself.
Trumpanzee and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell earned new hashtags this week – #MoscowMitch and #MoscowMitchMcTreason. He successfully blocked a bipartisan bill from Amy Klobuchar and James Lankford, providing Election 2020 security and integrity. The normally unruffled McConnell called these nicknames “McCarthyism”. How ironic, in invoking Joe McCarthy’s “Witch Hunt”, which looked for “Reds UNDER the bed”, Mitch and his wife Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, are actually IN bed with them.
McConnell directly helped lift Obama Sanctions on Russia. Mitch McConnell staff actively lobbied Russia and Putin Oligarch Oleg Deripaska’s company RUSAL, who are now building a $200,000 million aluminum mill in #MoscowMitch’s home state of Kentucky. Trump Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao has long-standing family business ties to the Xi Jinping regime, in China. She and her father are share-holders in a number of American projects, and while she agreed to divest her interests in them, she has not. The Cindy Yang “Pay to Play” scandal at Mar A Lago has connections to Chao that are being investigated. Yang is being called a Chinese Asset.
If you see a thread connecting all four of Miss Myrtle’s Rectal Cranial Impaction Hall of Fame Poll 46 Nominees, you are correct. Vladimir Putin’s sticky fingers are everywhere – From Putin’s GOP to Bolshevik Buffoon Boris Johnson. Putin just installed Johnson as the new Prime Minister of Great Britain, ensuring a swift Brexit – withdrawal of the UK, from the European Union, and the destruction of British Democracy.
This Blog was designed to help you choose your Nominee for Poll 46. There is no All of the Above option. Pour a dram or glass of bubbly. Try not to get depressed. Vote and Retweet the Poll. Tweet me your Nominee suggestions for Poll 47 @missmyrtle2.