Tag: Canada’s Economic Action Plan

The Rise and Fall of Canada’s Fourth Reich

Harper Netanyahu

Dearies, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is the country’s most reviled leader since…well, forever. He has dragged this once proud nation down through the mud, pitting Canadians against one another.

It is with a heavy heart that I write my thoughts here. I do not take this lightly…

In Franklin Shaffer’s 1978 thriller The Boys From Brazil, based on the Ira Levin novel, “Dr. Josef Mengele (Gregory Peck) clones Hitler 95 times, and hopes to raise the resulting boys in Brazil, giving them childhoods identical to Hitler’s. His ultimate plan is to create a band of Nazi leaders that can continue where Hitler left off, forming the Fourth Reich”. He then sends them out into the World, to be activated in the future. He is pursued by aging Nazi Hunter Sir Laurence Olivier.

Bear with me here, Dearies. My theory is that Stephen Harper is indeed one of those very boys… metaphysically speaking.

Preston Manning   Brian Mulroney & Reagan

Stephen Harper has overseen the final transformation of the far right-wing evangelical Alberta Alliance Party into the most corrupt iteration of the once proud Conservative Party of Canada (as if that were possible, after Brian Mulroney).  He has outdone even the Godfather, Preston Manning. Any comparisons to the GOP Tea Party and its minions, are well-earned. It is almost as if they were functioning by the same play book.

Veterans Slush Fund    MMIW   Leona Aglukkaq

From cutting Veterans Benefits – THIS IS CANADA’S SHAME,  to saying in a nationally televised interview, that 1,200 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women (#MMIW) are not really on his radar-THIS IS CANADA’S SHAME! To Inuit seniors being reduced to scavenging for food in dumpsters, while Herr Harper’s handmaiden and House Eskimo Nunavut Minister Leona Aglukkaq sulks behind a newspaper in Parliament – THIS IS CANADA’S SHAME! To denying needy Veteran’s medical and pension claims and forcing them to PROVE that they have lost limbs, every three years… and on and on and on, ad nauseam. It does not get more shameful than this.

Stephen Harper has pretty much prorogued Parliament since he first became Prime Minister. He has shut down parliamentary and national debate at every level… so much for Democracy. At the very same time he has revved up a Goebbels-like propaganda machine, the likes of which this country has never seen.

Harper  Nunavut Dump  Polar Bears

At the expense of the Canadian Taxpayer he has stage-managed his very own Nuremberg Rallies, The Conservative Party of Canada version is constantly staged photo ops with military personnel – while cynically denying them benefits and aid. More photo ops in the North, a smiling Harper in traditional parka, avoids the still smoldering Nunavut Trash Dump and melting icecaps where polar bears are the canary in that coalmine.

The virtual Nuremberg Rallies take place on social media, because after all, the Conservatives are nothing if not social media savvy. Citizenship and Immigration Canada touting “economic workers” and fast-tracking “economic immigrants” with $$$ is beyond cynical. It translates into either offshore buyers mainly from Asia and South Asia who scoop up expensive real estate in Vancouver and Toronto and do NOT become residents… to poor workers coming to low-paying jobs that are in essence taking those same low-paying jobs away from Canadians. It doesn’t get more cynical than this.

Canadas Economic Action Plan Penises  Immigration Canada  Caribou Mark Carney

Oh wait a moment, yes it does Dearies. Canada’s Economic Action Plan is bombarding the airwaves. As real put-food on the table and a roof-over-your-head jobs disappear, the Tar Sands miracle evaporates, and the Loonie plummets – The Conservatives and Harper would have us believe that we never had it so good. The Canadian Economy continues to tank, and the first sign of that was a subtle one methinks – Former Governor of the Bank of Canada Mark Carney deserts the sinking ship to sail to Old Blighty and become Governor of the Bank of England.

There is indeed a sucker born every minute. And Canadians have to be some of the biggest suckers in the world. Somebody keeps voting Herr Harper and his henchmen into power, and it sure as hell isn’t me…

Harper Hugs Baird peter-mackay-wears-no-compromise-pro-gun-t-shirt  Julian Fantino Rob and Doug Ford

You are often judged by the company you keep. As Canada’s Commander-in-Chief, Stephen Harper helped create such monstrous buffoons as former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford ( and big bro Doug). This drug-addicted trash-talking mayor of Canada’s largest city made it and the country the punchline of late-night comedy jokes. Former Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird failed to secure the release of Canadian journalist Mohamed Fahmy from an Egyptian jail, mollified Vladmir Putin and then jumped ship when the going got rough. Former Defence and now Minister of Injustice Peter MacKay is a gun activist and flyweight supreme. Former Veterans Affairs Minister Julian Fantino insulted Veterans and cut their hard-won  benefits, Former Health and now Environment Minister Leona Aglukkaq is virtually overseeing the genocide of her own People: seniors and others starving, astronomical youth suicide rates and ironically enough as “Environment” Minister, the melting of the Arctic.

Patrick Brazeau  Idle No More   temporary-shelter-in-attawapiskat (1)

Oh yes, we cannot forget former patronage appointee Conservative Senator Patrick Brazeau, abuser of women, who now runs a strip club steps away from Parliament Hill. Adding to Canada’s international shame is the determined effort of the Harper Cons to scrap First Nations consultations and negotiations while ramming through pipelines and tanker ports. Not to mention keeping First Nations and Metis peoples living in Third World Conditions… Atawapiskat amongst others is the poster-child for genocide by a thousand cuts

goebbels  pierre poilievre   CBC  Mansbridge

The Harper version of The Night of the Long Knives has been to muzzle the press and character assassinate anyone and I do mean ANYONE who speaks out against him. The once proud CBC has been co-opted to act as the Conservative Party PR machine. Propaganda Minister Pierre Poilievre is casting his taxpayer-funded vanity ad net everywhere, and Nightly News anchor Peter Mansbridge fits right in. Is it just me Dearies, or do they bear a startling resemblance to Josef Goebbels? But I digress…

Mike Duffy  IMG_4959.JPG.jpeg

Wait, what light through yonder window breaks? ‘Tis Mike Duffy and the Senate Scandal, and “Anti-Terror” Bill C-51. How  ironic is it that an old CBC hack and blowhard may issue the first crack in the Conservative Party warship hull. And speaking of war, Herr Harper has stricken fear in the hearts of Canadians – fear of “terrorists”, fear of one another. Of course he is the only one capable of saving us from ourselves and the Democracy that my father and grandfather fought for…ergo Bill C-51.

Harpers With Cats

So Dearies, methinks there is just no getting around making comparisons to the last days of The Third Reich, and the twilight of the Alliance/Conservative Party of Canada. Laureen Harper, that Stepford First Lady, plays Eva to her husband’s Fuehrer. They are both hunkered down in the Bunker…that metapyhisical closet,  surrounded by sycophants.

If ever there was a time for the Forces of Good to rise up against the Forces of Evil, the time is now. If Canadians fail to excercise their franchise, they will continue to struggle in The Darkness that they have earned.

This cannot end well for Harper and the “Conservative” Party..but the damage they have done to Canada is irreparable. And for that…THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED!

Miss Myrtle’s Rectal Cranial Impaction Hall of Fame (RCIHOF) – Part 1

Illegitimi Non Carborundum – Don’t Let The Bastards Grind You Down

Dearies, it is absolutely impossible to get through a day without witnessing gobsmacking, as my friend N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S.™ says, Dumbfuckery.

I have therefore decided to honor those who leave us dumbfounded, dumbstruck and dumbfucked. The RCIHOF is a registered non-profit, although Revenue Canada may not see it that way.

Began this wee project in 2014, and realized that there would really never be a finite date of completion. This truly is the Never Ending Story…

Would like to recap our recent Inductees for your predilection and INVITE YOU share your nominees at any time…

DISCLAIMERS: Any picture duplication is purely intentional. You may also notice that the majority of Inductees are men. Dearies, that should require no further explanation. This blog post has less written text and more photos…because a picture is worth a thousand words.

SPECIAL THANKS to Colonel Morris Davis, former Guantanamo Chief Prosecutor for creating the phrase Rectal Cranial Impaction

Here in no particular order are your Inductees:

Fox News, for their incomparable search for the Untruth. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Economic Action Plan for using taxpayer’s dollars on campaign ads. Senator Joni Ernst for her gobsmacking response to President Obama’s State of the Union address and so much else…

FoxNews   Canadas Economic Action Plan Penises   JoniErnst

House Speak John Boehner for cat-wrangling the GOP. Benjamin Netanyahu for subverting justice and humanity everywhere. The Honorable Kerry Lynne Findlay, Minister of National Revenue for overseeing the farce that has become Prime Minister Harper’s CRA – Canada’s version of the IRS…

Boehner Netenyahu  Kerry Lynne Findlay and PM Harper

Goldman Sachs for their ongoing warm and fuzzy advertising. There is no doubt yet another mammoth scandal is about to blow. Chip Wilson, the clueless Canadian CEO of Lululemon whose hubris is as big as the 2,500 sq.ft dock he wants to build on British Columbia’s Sunshine Coast. Dick Cheney for his great humanitarian work…

Goldman-Sachs-Executive-f-004  Chip Wilson    DCheney

Judge Jeanine Pirro for her obvious self-loathing and hatred of everyone else…plus a dangerously low IQ. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper for dragging this country through the mud…one of The Boys From Brazil. Tony Blair, former British Prime Minister and betrayer of principles…avid personal wealth and glory accruer.

Jeanine Pirro     PM Harper Emperor    Tony Blair2

Bill O’Reilly that wacky Irish wit, raconteur and Fox News beacon of darkness. The Donald Trump self-made capitalist windbag, all-round nasty guy and flyweight. The Honourable Peter MacKay (obviously Dearies, Honourable is a real Canadian misnomer), that political flyweight and Canada’s answer to the Teabaggers Sarah Palin and Joni Ernst.

Bill O'Reilly   Donald   peter-mackay-wears-no-compromise-pro-gun-t-shirt

Sheriff Joseph Arpaio, a true American patriot-not. The Donald Trump’s law enforcement doppleganger. FYI Joe, doppleganger means a look-alike harbinger of bad luck … not another gangbanger. Harbinger means…oh to hell with it. Don Lemon, that aptly named CNN guy who should really be sitting behind a Fox News Desk. Former Canadian Senator and CBC News shill Mike Duffy. Ironically might have the power to bring down this Imperial Stephen Harper government. Wears public disgrace as a badge of honour.

Joe Arpaio3   Don Lemon   Mike Duffy

Halliburton, that ethically minded offshoot of former Vice President and humanitarian Dick Cheney (see above). A multinational oil conglomerate with tentacles that reach everywhere.Monsanto that model of successful global domination-genetically modifying our food and our minds. Tim Hortons, that great Canadian traitor sells out to Burger King. The late Tim Horton was a mediocre hockey player but his donut empire was epic. Any delusion that Canadians are superior to Americans is sorely misplaced.

Halliburton  Monsanto2    Tim Hortons

The RCMP, Canada’s legendary Royal Canadian Mounted Police. With PR nightmares like officers taking Aboriginal arrestees home for sex, to tasing an unarmed Robert Dziekanski to death at YVR, its time to disband that once honourable outfit. The NYPD for its treatment of folks like Eric Garner. The KKK those wacky cowardly white supremacists and assassins in white bed sheets have infiltrated law enforcement at every level, from police departments to prisons.

Dudley Do Right 6   NYPD   KKK

British Columbia Premier Christy Clark. This Conservative in Liberal clothing is friends with any corporation that wishes to destroy BC’s pristine environment. Soulmate of Prime Minister Stephen Harper. All-round nasty girl. Saudi Arabian Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid issued a fatwa against snowmen. Honestly-it is impossible to make this stuff up. Salman Rushdie is much amused. Dearies, Stedji Brewery in Iceland makes small batch beer with whale testicles. Would love to turn the tables on those brewmasters. Their website says and we quote ” Our brewer is a german genios..”. Am sure he is, and he probably worked with Dr. Mengele.

Christy Clark   Fatwa Snowman   whaleBIG

There is a special place in Hell reserved for Deron Puro and his spawn. When his teenage sons cyber-bullied uber-dad Brad Knudson’s daughter, and Knudson called him out, Puro tried the same. I really hope he has been neutered, Dearies. Under the misguidance of union leader Patrick Lynch, the NYPD has turned its back on the citizens of NYC, not just Mayor De Blasio. There is also a special place in Hell reserved for Bill Cosby, betrayer of trust. The absolute farce of a “comedy tour” in the face of mounting accusations of sexual predator behavior, is beyond nauseating. Not man enough to stand up and face the music, methinks this is going to end very badly for all.

Daron Puro   Patrick Lynch   Bill Cosby 2

Well Dearies, there you have it… a small sampling of our Members of the Rectal Cranial Impaction Hall of Fame. Part 2 of this epic saga follows shortly. Frankly, had to stop here or my head would have exploded.

Once again, we invite you to submit your own Inductees @MissMyrtle2

With Many Thanks to   RCIHOF Patron N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S.™ – Mr. Militant Negro